2008 Week 1 Dating Progress Report

DATING:

• Emails exchanged with three prospects from Match.com. Unfortunately the really cute one is off to Verbier until May!!


• Still waiting for the other two prospects to get back to me and actually set up dates for meeting up.


• 6 new responses all from unsuitable specimens. One lives in the north of
  England - too far, one has 3 kids (yuck), one fat and unattractive, 2 too old
  and old looking and the 6th not only too old , but lives too far, has no photo,
  is a driving instructor who's hobby is 'ice dancing'. Aaaarrrgggghhh.
  
• One rejected me as I don't want to have kids and he is desperate for them.

REST OF MY LIFE:

• A very productive day at work and and meeting old friends for an evening
  out.


• Bills to pay and still waiting for my bonus cheque.
  

MARRIED MAN:

• A few exchanges of pervy texts with Loverboy and making plans for
  our next encounter

  

Dating progress

I am still dating. Being a mistress offers no long term guarantee of commitment. Tonight I checked my inbox on Match.com and found this gem had winked at me.

Sadly he had no photo. But his stats are: age is 47; occupation 'student'; salary less than 12k; divorced; smokes regularily (I said in my profile I hate smoking) and here is the best bit his 'about me'.....

for fun:
I'm one of the last great english eccentrics, i live my life as a work of art.an existentialist zen poet.i
am orange, you are purple, chin chun chong, bad boy, 3.15 fontwell, bet a pony , win a monkey.I have nothing to declare except my Gnu...
favorite hot spots:
i would like to take my date up" the road less travelled"
favorite things:
smoking drinking
last read:
I read the Guardian Obits every morning... if i'm not in there then it is quite possible i'll get up at some point during the
day...

About that last bit - One can only hope!