Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Sunday, 30 March 2008

Nothing Strange About It

Thursday, 6 March 2008

"My X broke my dick"


I've been in touch with an old flame or rather spark and I must admit interest is there. But now another spanner seems to have been tossed into the mix. He came out and said his X broke his dick.....

Appartently he was on the bottom and his wife was riding him when she slipped and missed. His dick was injured. When torn blood vessels heal cartilage develops and can cause a kink so now he is truly kinky. It can go away on its own i 2-3 years.

Apparently there are things that can be done to straighten it but as he says he is not using it is not an immediate problem. Plus he also said that he prefers 'play' to actual sex.

Sounds familiar but not sure it is the kind of play loverboy and I get up to.

Thursday, 24 January 2008

Pamela Anderson

Ye Gods! On the heals of other celebs into the design market heads a silicone and bleached sex icon into the world of lingerie.

Pamela Anderson known more for being tasteless rather than tasteful wants to introduce women into wearing things she and her friends like to wear....

She says, “I am going to sit back and create a line of lingerie and body
products, products that are really sexy and things that I love to wear and my
friends love to wear. I also want to do a show about creating those
things.”

Personally I think she should try bringing a touch of glamour to her own everyday life and keep her smalls out of my panty drawer. I certainly don't want her touching my privates.

A little bit of humour